“二战”时期(🔨),盟军要实施安(📒)奇奥(ào )登陆计划,迫于对一门叫安(ān )奇(🤴)奥大炮的超级(🆖)武器(qì )的忌惮,要(yào )(🏴)派(🗼)两(liǎng )个精(💤)锐特工(📿)去摧(cuī )毁(huǐ )这(zhè )门大(dà )炮,结果两个傻逼被(bèi )派了去,最后经(🛍)过一连(lián )(🕯)串搞(🙍)笑(xiào )(💆)事件(🔲),阴差(🚉)阳错的最后完(wán )成了(le )任务。 片段一:德国(guó )人在北非布(bù )置了一个陷阱,准备(🚣)了一(🥁)幅假的(🚨)防御工事地(dì )图让这(zhè )(🦗)二个士兵带回去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最终赢得了战役。 (🧤)片段二:他们(😍)化装成管(🏯)道工潜(🥕)入德(dé )军(🧟)在意大利的(de )司(🌮)令部,给他(tā )们卫生间的(🥊)管道(dào )修得(dé )(💍)乱七八(🦇)糟(😊),把(➡)将军淋了个(🐨)落汤鸡(jī )。将军去换(huàn )(🚶)衣服(📟),拉开(kāi )抽(chōu )屉发现一(yī )套新的(de )军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换(🔷)上新军服的(de )(🐞)时(🍽)候(hòu )(🏃)闭(bì )(🔞)着(🏴)眼把(📐)脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜子(zǐ )(⏳)旁边有一(yī )个废(👛)水桶)。那个(gè )将军是最主(🛃)要的(de )一个配(pèi )角,很有意(💑)思(sī )(🎴)。到(dào )影片(🍹)结束前(qián )1分钟(zhōng ),都(dōu )没有一句台词。最(💕)后说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。 片段(🈸)三:德军(🍾)有(yǒu )一门超级(jí )(🐇)大(dà )炮(👆)俯视着联军将要登陆(lù )的(⛎)海滩。这二个士兵(bīng )居(jū )然化(♟)装成(chéng )希特勒和随(suí )从,去(qù )视察大炮,把(👧)大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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